mini: What would you do if you crushed a mini person and they stuck to the underside of your boot? Would you tell someone? Laugh? Run away? Dance?If you stepped on a mini person and they stuck to your boot would you laugh?I've cloned myself several times and have shrunk everyone of them down to the height 2 inches. Now you can have your very own Steve Urkel! They also come with a cage...free of charge. Now it's very simple to care for these littles guys. Here is a quick list of things you will need. 1.Make sure you rubber pad the inside of the cage very well because these little urklets tend to be very clumbsy and can easily hurt themselves. 2.Feed them CHEEESE on a regular basis! They get very cranky if they don't have cheese. 3. Don't put anything in with them that can be easily broken because chances are...it will end up broken. 4.They love to talk and would make great companions! 5.Urklets tend to have VEEERY high pitched voices and if your not careful all the dogs in your neighborhood might come pounding in your door. 6.And if you wan't little urkel babies, I am planing on making clones of Lauras and shrinking them to. But she has yet to let me clone her...so I will have to get back to you on that. 7. EVERY one of them already comes with mini glasses, suspenders and all the works, so no need to go shopping for them. 8.They are very good dancers and expecially love Polka music! 9.They also play accordions, so if you pay a small price, you will get an accordion for your little Urkel. Now there is a one week trial...meaning if you don't bond with your little Urklet or he just proves to be to much trouble you can return him and get all your money back. Please let me know what you think guys. P.S. mini stefans will be coming soon! JUST DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!!!